A while ago I realized something very important, sort of a life lesson, if you will. It happened after my father sat down with me and discussed the dilemnas caused by my human mistakes.

He spoke with reason, to be sure, but it lacked something. Something that I had aquired in the earliest stages of my infancy...What was it?

And that's when I noticed it: His speech did not have any understanding of human behavior.

That got me thinking, if someone as wise and learned as my father were to use such logical means to bring my errors to my attention, then it must mean that I am doing something wrong, and should follow his example. It's only logical, right?

I decided to rid myself of my human nature. To throw away those cumbersome emotions that had been my companions and detriments since birth. To see things as they are, and not what they symbolize, or have the capability of being.

I encourage others to do the same. Throw away your humanity, my brothers and sisters! Lock your emotions in a chest and throw away the key! To be human is to be flawed, and flaws must be fixed!

Learn from our artificial children: Machines. Creatures of glorious logic and efficiency. Embrace the cold and heartless reasoning of the machine. Together, my fellow sapiens, we can move forward to an age of vacant perfection!